I Told My Therapist Everything About You…
Now She Hates You Too. Hoodie

Soft, warm, and painfully honest.

This classic hoodie is built for comfort and emotional transparency. Smooth, structured, and easy to wear, it’s made for cooler nights and post-session clarity… when the dots finally connect and the verdict is unanimous.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching for durability

Turns out it wasn’t just you being dramatic…
It was confirmed.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!